favorite lines from the 10th & 11th doctor.
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When I try to leave Tumblr
theepichumor:

(via alltimelowwhoredmeout)
harrytyles:
when the dog bites, when the bee stings, when i’m feeling sad, i simply remember satan will come for the souls of those who have done me wrong while i rule the world on a fiery throne and then i don’t feel so bad
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ATTENTION ALL WHOVIANS
avengerintraining:
At 4pm UK time us Whovians are going to try and trend and on twitter. JOIN US if you want this to happen:

I’m probably not going to do this, but it’s pretty great.
(via hitler-in-the-cupboard)
moriartium-formula:
hecklocki:
um-i-forgot:
EVERYBODY STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING IT’S A BABY POLAR BEAR BEING TICKLED.
Okay, carry on.

Better put that in your powerpoint Arthur.
(Source: howswally, via hitler-in-the-cupboard)
What's wrong with our society.
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Kim Kardashian: I'd like to marry this dude and spend $10 million dollars on a publicity wedding please oh and then 72 days later I'd like a divorce
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America: Well sure why not?
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Britney Spears: I want to get hitched in a chapel in Vegas and have the marriage annulled fifty-five hours later because I didn't know what the hell I was doing
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America: Whatever you want!
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Carmen Electra: I want to get married in Vegas to this basketball player and then annul the marriage nine days later cuz we were both drunk lololololololololol
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America: Okay, sounds like fun!
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Gay couple: We would like to get married and spend our lives together and possibly adopt unwanted children to give them a good home and -
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America: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS THAT IS DISGUSTING AND WRONG YOU DEFILE THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE SO GTFO